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Gigi is taking a hiatus from librarianship to take care of her boy while she incubates another one in her shockingly fertile womb. Her hobbies include yelling at daytime tv and eating bon-bons on the couch. She is not a people person.

Gigi is currently: So very round and uncomfortable. Looking forward to Halloween, when she will no longer be pregnant. Reading: Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell is This? by Marion Meade. Listening to: Ari Hest, Kelly Willis Watching: What Not to Wear, Sesame Street.

Shakira is borrowing lots of money from Uncle Sam to be a full-time law student. She is a big fan of alcohol, syndicated television and football, not necessarily in that order.

Shakira is currently: Drinking, working, starting her third semester of law school. Reading: (law books) and Trauma by Patrick McGrath. Listening to: newest electic mp3 CD ranging from Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson to Kanye West. Watching: The Hills, Exiled. Can't wait for: new Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill and 90210--AND TEXAS FOOTBALL! HOOK EM!