That's What She Said

Shooting pool? Add "That's what she said," after you utter these phrases, throw in a couple of beers, and laugh your ass off.

1. Ain't gonna happen.
2. Your balls will not fit in that hole.
3. Two inches too long.
4. I'll smoke it.
5. Get on the stick.
6. Two inches short.
7. I didn't see you going in.
8. Now I'm toying with you.
9. Hit it harder.
10. Wrong hole.
11. Balls off the table.
12. Where's that nice stick?
13. Is it open?
14. Are you ready for this?
15. Combo - boom, boom, boom, boom.
16. We might have to re-rack these.
17. Ball in hand.
18. I like the 21 myself.
19. I have to throw a dog a bone now and then.
20. I'm drillin' it.

-Shakira 12.30.03