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10 Great Things That Happened at Shakira’s Party
1. Farty Fartopolis (a.k.a. the neighbor across
the way who lives with his Mom) shows up and blesses everyone
with his flatulence. He’s not embarrassed. At all. Mom watches
from the porch.
2. Mom and
Davito show up and stay for the long haul; Shakira thinks Mom
is drunk but Mom refuses to admit to it.
3. Mom thinks
The Great White Hope is cuuuuuute. Shakira wonders is Mom is moving
in on her man.
4. Gigi gets
ripped.
5. Contrary
gets ripped.
6. Contrary reaches out to fondle Gigi’s boob under the
pretense of checking out her shirt. This
inspires Gigi to say, “Everyone wants to flip up the flap!”
7. Lady Butterfly,
Madame V, JT, Nice Guy, Gigi, Slyther, GWH, Contrary, Intrepid
H. and Shakira play a rousing game of Hollywood Names by the pool.
Contrary and Madame V are completely unable to think of any Hollywood
name beginning with A.
8. A former
Texas football great visits the party. Shakira doesn’t realize
who he is until later.
9. A discussion
about grout colors which quickly degenerates into whether or not
paper underwear is distributed in jail. Here in the U.S. and abroad.
10. There
is enough beer leftover for another party. Rock on!
-Gigi
and Shakira 09.01.04
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