Stupidest Things I've Said on Dates I have been on a lot of dates in my lifetime, which is a good thing because I sound like a complete doofus about half of the time.  This tends to weed out guys who don't have a good sense of humor.  At least that's what I tell myself. Here are 8 of my favorites....but there are many more! Not for our Jewish brethren.  My comment about the pepperoni/sausage/ham pizza we were eating.  Met with a blank stare. So you were, like, sweatin' to the oldies in here, huh?  He started his car and the oldies station blared from the speakers. This is my huuuuusband.  I said this about my beer. I try not to eat anything that has a mother or a face.  Except for fish...I guess they have mothers, and um, fish faces.  I was trying to explain that I no longer eat most meat.  But I'd been drinking. I don't usually date guys with long hair, 'cause it's always seemed sort of girlie to me.  Oh...but yours is really masculine.  Hehe...whoops! Do the nuns ever get frisky?  My response to a guy telling me he went to Catholic school.  I have no idea why this popped out of my mouth. I thought it was a sea monster!!  I tried to explain why I'd screamed and jumped away from the giant fish tank at the aquarium when the guy cleaning the tank swam by. Not if you're gay.  This guy asked me if I thought it was weird that he had all of Prince's albums. -Gigi 03.22.04