The 8 Stupidest Things I Heard Myself Say to the Children This Week

Spring break has found me full of wisdom. Why do the kids keep rolling their eyes and muttering at me??

1. Could we stop talking about booties for a while? Thanks.

2. You're singing?? Oh....I thought I needed to call an ambulance.

3. No I don't have any Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I'm 31 years old. I have a Yu-Gi-Oh free life.

4. Ow! Ow! Cuss words make my ears hurt!

5. Why do I see naked people on your computer screen?! God!! Now I'm going to have nightmares.

6. You sound really great singing "Hot in Herre", but if I have to hear it again I'm going to go crazy. I know you don't want that on your conscience.

7. Whichever one of you farted should check your chair. I think you burned a hole in it.

8. Sometimes it's good to wipe your nose BEFORE the snot hits the keyboard. It's called being proactive.

-Gigi 3.12.03