I Hate You :)

OK, maybe it's PMS, but those stupid smiley faces that people put in e-mails have started to drive me crazy.  :) :) :)  GAH!!  Are you in the fucking glee club?  Leave me alone!  I wish you would print out your smiley face, tape it to a brick and then shove it up your ASS!!!!  Yes, that would make me smile.

I know I sound like an insane PMSing harpy here, but I don't care because those fucking smiley faces bug the shit out of me.  I don't mind the winking one so much ;) 'cause a wink is kind of sassy.  And I don't mind the smileys from friends as long as the friend isn't informing me that I'm an asshole, but trying to soften the blow of this revelation with a smiley face.  But I have this passive-aggressive coworker who uses them all the time when asking me to do totally unpleasant things and I find her smileys incredibly irritating.  Did you ever notice that passive-aggressive people ALWAYS use the smiley face?  Like in every e-mail. Ugh!!

I only wish I could send a "fuck you" emoticon back.  How about this: n!nn? Could that be flipping someone off?  Nah...that's way too big a stretch.  I could send her a tried and true like the ass one: ( l ).  Eh, I really don't think she'd get it.  How about this: :0=$#%*@!?  Does it look like a person yelling obscenities? Because that was the effect I was going for.  Yes, that one works for me. I feel a little better now. Thanks.

Gigi 9.16.03