Hottie
of the Month
The G&S girls are reviewing the latest and greatest in
the world of male hotness. |
| Cocktail
Reviews
Check
out what Gorgeous and Sassy girls are drinking these days! |
The Sexiest Bachelor, EVER!
This year the Bachelor is from Austin. Viewing and Commentary are a must!
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Epsiode 5
Episode 6
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Miss Texas USA: A Return to Glory
The G&S Girls have braved another viewing of the Miss Texas USA Pageant. |
Poison'd: Summertime Hair Band Enjoyment, Part II
Shakira and GWH travel to Dallas to get a little cultural enrichment. |
G&S
Book Club
The
G&S girls are witty, hot and BRAINY! Oh yes. We know how
to read and we're not ashamed to do it. Here's what we are
reading now. |
The Bachelor: An Officer and a Gentleman
Love will lift one of these ladies up where she belongs. It's another pathetic and hilarious season!
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Finale
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The
Bachelor: Rome: Finale
Will Lorenzo pick the Jen or the Virgin? Do we even care anymore? |
The
Bachelor: Rome: Episode 7
This is the episode where the jilted women get to bitch at each other and Lorenzo, while trying to save face. Good times! |
The
Bachelor: Rome: Episode 6
This episode will feature overnight dates. Ooh-la-la! Oh wait...it's Lorenzo. Ew ew ew. |
The
Bachelor: Rome: Episode 5
See what happens when a bunch of Daddy's Girls get to bring a prince home! |
The
Bachelor: Rome: Episode 4
Much like Freddy and Jason, the Socialite will not be destroyed. She's back, ladies! Run for cover! |
The
Bachelor: Rome: Episode 3
Singing, wine and an insane meltdown! These are all just rest stops on Prince Lorenzo's road to love. |
Rolling
Stones
GWH calls them “the greatest rock and roll band of all
time.” I call it free ticket and booze! |
The
Bachelor: Rome: Episode 2
More cat-fighting and boring dates as the prince weeds 'em
out. Will he find his princess? |
The
Bachelor: Rome: Episode 1
The Bachelor is a prince this time, and it's one hell of a
fairy tale. |
ACL
Festival 2006
This one goes in the reviews section, folks...well, because
I just didn't get that drunk. Don't worry. This stuff is still
funny. |
Def
Leppard and Journey
Man, do these bands know how to rock?! |
Boy
Band Sing-a-long
It’s Boy Band Sing-a-long time at Alamo Drafthouse downtown.
Sweet Thang accompanies the G&S ladies to the event. |
Windfall
Sucks Wind
This show seriously sucks, but so does the summer lineup and
I am in too deep to stop now. |
Showgirls
is Nauseating
I feel pretty dirty after watching this movie. |
The
Bachelor: Abbreviated Version
Wow, this show is whacked out. Makes me feel like a well-adjusted
gorgeous and sassy girl! |
Elvis'
Birthday Bash
Wise men say...only fools miss this wild show! |
Oscar
Nominees '06
Gigi
bravely ventures to as many of the nominees as she can stomach!
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Elvis'
Birthday Bash
Gigi and Shakira celebrate the birthday of The King. |
Drunk
Waitress
For
a change, it's not Shakira that needs be cut off. |
Pride
and Prejudice
One of the great things about having librarian friends is
that you'll never have to look far to find others who want
to see the latest movie based on a Jane Austen book. |
Sick
of Hearing Let's Be Friends? Don't Use These Tips!
Wow,
another must-read from MSN! This one's from their "Dating
and Relating" section. Why the hell do we read these?!
Oh yeah, we're bored at work. |
Do
Gorgeous and Sassy Girls Camp?
Only
with the right accoutrements... |
Red
Eye: Not Scary!
You call that scary? Wes Craven, I’m looking at you. |
Kelly Clarkson: Hazel Eyes Peek at G&S
“Here I am, once again…” Kelly, stop staring
at me! |
The
Sisterhood of the Traveling Tiaras
Gigi and the rest of the librarians celebrate Tiara
Friday with a teen chick flick.
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Reviews:
Why I Love Melrose Place Reruns
I recorded a couple on the TiVo during a slow week. I recorded
a couple more. Now, when I miss a few episodes, I’m
postal. I’m an addict. And here’s why. |
Spray
On Tan Debacle
Neutrogena's new spray-on tanner is not the simple, joyful
experience it professes to be. The results can be dire. PS:
I hate you, Neutrogena. |
SXSW,
How I Hate Thee. Let Me Count the Ways.
I’m totally being a grumpy Austinite. But there you
go. After twenty years of being said Austinite, don’t
I have a right? |
The
Mankiller: A Greeting Card Review
Don't send this card to your new boyfriend...unless you are
trying to get rid of him. |
Oscar
Superlatives 2005
Gigi and Shakira weigh in on the big night. |
The
Contenders: A Review of the Best Picture Nominees
Gigi sees all of the best picture nominees and lives to tell
the tale - thanks to alcohol, snacks and good companions.
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Tsunami
Relief
Benefit concerts: they let you booze it up from the moral
high ground. |
Rock
on Velvet Revolver!
It’s a night jam-packed with goodies: ghosts from the
past, skin and bones on stage, and lots of al-kee-hal. There’s
really no other way to do a concert. |
Ladder
49: The G&S Girls Discover Where the Fire REALLY Is...
A movie about firemen? Say no more... |
It's
Jonathan, Baby!
The salon of my dreams really does exist. I can’t believe
there wasn’t any drama while I was there. Damn, that
sucks. But my hair is fabulous! |
Il
Bastardo: A Review of Every Jilted Woman’s Favorite
Wine
This wine is wonderful for toasting your x-boy’s memory.
Clink! Enjoy. |
Feel
the Laughter! Comedy Defensive Driving Review
Gigi is a shitty driver and must pay for her sins by watching
safety movies and eating nachos. |
Bill
Clinton's Visit to the Daily Show
The
Gorgeous and Sassy girls watch their favorite president work
his magic on Comedy Central. |
Miss
Texas USA: Run For the Border
It’s hot, hot, hot in Laredo as the Miss Texas USA pageant
moves to an exotic location for a new year. The G&S girls
fight to stay awake through the fascinating two-hour event. |
The
Swan Pageant: A Study In Extreme Self-Esteem Issues
Oh wow. The G&S girls are way too excited about two of
their favorite things combined into one: reality TV and pageants. |
First
Week in Review
Yay, Gigi finally got a new job! So was her first week all
she'd ever dreamed of? Let's find out... |
What
is UP With This 80s Tune?
Wait, he doesn't want to get nekkid??? And this song
was a hit? OK... |
A
Carnival Cruise: What’s Long Hard and Full of Seaman?
Gorgeous and Sassy at Sea! Hey sailor..... |
Hey
DJ Bring That Back!
Gigi
represents at the Ludacris/Chingy show. |
Guilty
Pleasure CD: The Very Best of Sheryl Crow
Stop
making fun of my musical taste! If it makes me happy, it
can't be that ba-aa-ad. |
Why
You Should Never Date Fabio
He’s so ghetto fabulous that some people just can’t
handle it. Wow. What are my future boyfriends going to say
about Jack Johnson? |
We
Love About Last Night
It's the movie that has everything. Love, despair, 80s clothes
and music, and Demi’s original boobs. |
Review:
A Phone Date
Gigi and Shakira keep the fun going via the beauty of wireless
technology and free minutes after 9 p.m. |
My
Teen Hangouts: Then and Now
Gigi and Biff try and recapture their Floridian youth. Then
they drink. |
The
Man Diet: Another Way to Detox
My apartment has never been so clean! |
| Miss
Texas USA Part One: The Dress Rehearsal
The girls go behind the scenes for an exclusive look at
what REALLY happens in pageantry. Or not. G&S really
just wanted to make fun. While drunk. |
Miss
Texas USA Part Two: The Real Deal
Gigi follows up her visit to Lubbock with a viewing of the
pageant on TV. A compare and contr—er, another excuse
to get drunk. |
Dating
Tips From Seventeen Magazine
Look out boys...these tips are macking gold!!! |
Shopping
for Boys: A Review of Online Dating
You gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince. |
I
Promise I Still Love You Eddie
The girls travel to San Antonio to see Pearl Jam at the evil
Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. Pearl Jam, you rock!!! |
Lady
Killer: A Review of a Lifetime Movie
It's not that we couldn't have gone out that night…we
just chose to have a quiet night in with Judith Light and
Jack Wagner. And beer. Lots of beer. |
Lubbock:
It's Not Just for Oil Barons Anymore
I have to admit something. I had fun in Lubbock. Maybe I hang
with the right people. But seriously? Drinks, movies, shopping
and food. What more does a girl need? |
The
Extended Bad Date
Ever been on a date in which you're looking at your watch
from the moment he comes to pick you up? And you think, "Blessed
Jesus, only three more hours." How about, "Oh shit,
it's Friday night and my flight's not till Sunday?" |
Gigi
Goes to the Gap: A Review of a Shopping Experience
Can Gigi tolerate the Gap when she hasn't been drinking? We
shall see. |
What
the Hell Does Pushmonkey Mean Anyway?
Back when they were Hatter, there was actually a song called
Pushmonkey. I'll be damned if I can remember what the hell
it was about. It was a good song. |
Jack
Johnson is My New Boyfriend
This is the best CD in the world. And he's kind of a hottie.
(Again, my apologies to Eddie.) |
Where
the Penis Ends...and the Sand Begins
The Gorgeous and Sassy girls attempt to expose the Men of
La Bare. |
| The
New Adventures of Snow White
The Seven Dwarves have new names this time around: Horny,
Kinky, Dirrty, BJ, Messy, Sucky and The Love Doc. |
Gigi's
Guide to Self Help Books
Let
my insanity work for YOU!!! |
Miss
Texas USA Pageant
Here
is another way Texas shines. We have W., we have Waco, we
have cowboy hats and lotsa executions, but this is where we
get real. Come meet dozens of big-haired girls with dreams
of becoming tv journalists. |
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