New Year's Resolutions I Can Stick To

1. See more movies.

2. Drink beer (this one is kind of hard…I'm not wild about beer, but I like the idea of being a beer drinker.)

3. Avoid all fuckwits. It's fuckwit free 2003! Live it.

4. Go on road trips.

5. Sing more karaoke! Maybe in other cities…on road trips…like Britney!

6. Try at least one new cocktail a month.

7. Buy more cute underwear…and do less laundry!

8. Spend more time lazing around in my new cute underwear (why waste it?).

9. Watch more Lifetime movies while lazing in my cute underwear on my couch.

10. Come up with 5 new aliases to use while on the town.

-Gigi 01.05.03