Reasons He Didn't Call

1. He was hunting, shot a deer, hit it wrong and had to track it all day. (He's an idiot.)

2. His phone has been "acting up." (He has no idea what your name or number is.)

3. He sent the last email and you didn't respond so he didn't know if you had plans or not. (He's a liar. And he can't think of anything better.)

4. He had to do laundry. A LOT of it. Plus all that folding... (He's gay.)

5. He fell asleep. (He's old and/or lazy. Or he has mono. Ew. None of those are appealing.)

6. Your message sounded annoyed and he didn't think you wanted to talk to him. (He's very sensitive. Or he's actually a girl.)

7. He has no phone. (He has no game as well.)

8. He was playing video games. (He is 15. Or his sexual style is much like a 15 year old's. Either way, he's out.)

9. He's been really busy. (He is afraid that you are writing your first name with his last name in loopy cursive on bridal magazines. Please, brotha! Be serious.)

10. He's been really busy at work. (He is seeing somebody else, and it hasn't occurred to him that you are too. Duh. See our dating tips!)

-Gigi and Shakira 02.19.04