Pop Culture Commentary
Shakira is annoyed once again. Read all about it! |
My Baby's Momma Has Issues
Part 1: My new job and the ways in which I am wrong |
January Joiners
Shakira is annoyed. What else is new? |
Gigi's Knocked Update
Hormonal ravings from a Gorgeous & Sassy girl. |
Skinny
Jeans are Dumb
Really? This is in style? |
Musings
Some stuff that's been rattling around in my brain. Annoyance. |
Why
Do You Hurt Me, Mrs. Dalloway?
I have a confession to make. I can't read Virginia Woolf's
Mrs. Dalloway. |
Road
Trip With Pugs
Next time I'm getting a dog sitter. |
Sorry
Frasier
Gigi breaks up with a television character and examines commitment
phobia. |
My
Name is Gigi and I Am an Avoider: Part 1, The Dentist
In which Gigi overcomes her ridiculous fear of dentistry after
a battle with unchewable gum. |
John
Mayer Sucks
Read on as Gigi and Shakira rant about the preachy song that
makes no sense, won’t go away, and is sung in the most
whiny way possible. |
The
Perfect Recipe
The path to healthy living is beset on all sides with weird
diets, conflicting medical studies and painful exercise. |
Gigi's
Medical Adventure
Wow,
y'all! I've been sick, sick, sick. Now I'm all better. Let
us rejoice! |
Jeans
Shopping Sucks
I just can't find another pair of jeans like my favorites.
I just bought them a year and a half ago, but...my style is
gone. Gone. I'm a sad girl. |
Why
I Just Don’t “Get” Gambling
I had my first experience in a casino and I wasn’t all
that impressed. I’m sure I could get addicted if I really
tried. But why try? |
Kill
Bill Volume I: Say What?
I found this movie excruciating. Was there a plot? Oh yeah,
there was revenge. But it was boring. I was falling asleep
while people got massacred. |
Thanks
for Another Miserable Shopping Experience!
Gigi could not hate Wal Mart more. |
These
Are the Five Questions Every Man Dreads?
Why do I read those stupid MSN articles? Just to make snarky
comments and share them with you! |
Still
Not a People Person
Gigi tries to be nice to people for a good cause. She can
only do it for 45 minutes. |
Please
Stop Talking to Me. I Don't Like You.
Hey, Original Sin. Yeah, you and your narrow-minded stupid
ideas. You suck. |
A
Pox on Me
Did one of the x-boys get a voodoo doll? |
I
Hate You :)
Gigi's brief but powerful rant on annoying emoticons. |
The
Perils of My Healthy Lifestyle
I
thought joining a gym would bring me energy, health and happiness.
So far it’s brought me injury and an encounter
with an x-boy. Not quite what I had in mind… |
The
Conoco is NOT a Bank
Another road trip, another sighting of stupid humans. |
Free
Speech: It's not just for you!
Gigi just adores when people try to bully her out of independent
thought. How about another "discussion" about the
war? |
Little
Known Towns in Texas
Have you ever been watching the weather channel when they
predict "wintry mix?" Know what it is? I didn't.
Till I saw it coming out of the sky. |
Ooops...I
Did It Again!
Gigi has an embarrassing and recurring problem... |
What
Did I Do To Piss Off the Universe?
So 2002 ended pretty badly. November sucked for various reasons,
December was full of difficult memories, and I thought, maybe
2003 will be grand. Wrong. |
| On
Releasing the Package
Yes, sir, you're holding my package hostage. Oh shut up,
it's not like that. It's a toaster oven. |
| Parking
Rules
You piss me off, I call the tow truck. Really. Okay, fine,
I won't. But I'll think about it! And I'll think about leaving
nasty notes, too! |
Shakira's
View of 9.11
A quiet, unyielding anger? I don't think so, Dubya. |
| The
Mean Reds
Get
out of my way!!!! It's attack of the hormones, part 204. |
Generation
WHY???
What
does Shakira have in common with a 17-year-old? |
Haikus
About My Job
Because
working with children is so damn inspiring... |
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