Ways to Entertain Yourself at Work When There is No Web Access

1) Look at to-do list for today. Find nothing pressing or remotely appealing. Move on.

2) Eye folders on desk…arrange into new piles.

3) Organize work space-throw out old papers, pictures of x-boyfriends, dead pens, candy wrappers, condom wrapper….ohmigod, how the hell did that get in here??? Oh yeah…

4) Empty now full trash and recycle bins…taking care to squish condom wrapper waaaay down to the bottom of trash.

5) Organize office supplies in desk…hey I'm out of post-its!

6) Raid office supply closet.

7) Make little origami creatures from post-its. Act out Discovery Channel scenes on desk.

8) Type several inane lists on useless computer.

9) Play with fonts and colors of words on inane lists.

10) Practice deep breathing techniques.

11) Go get coffee and flirt with the really young cutie behind the counter. Picture him wearing only that sexy apron and serving coffee only to me…

12) Feel dirty…but in that good way.

13) Check again…and hey, the web is up!

14) Rejoice! Go back to reading Gorgeous and Sassy.

-Gigi 01.16.03