Law School Pros and Cons
Shakira has big decisions to make, so she's made some lists of the good, bad and ugly about law school. Hey, hair can be very important. |
TV
Crushes
Read about some of the men the G&S girls have loved before. |
Lessons
Gigi Has Recently Learned
Gigi has some big surprises coming her way! |
Four
Things I Heard from a Guy At the Gym
This guy's strategy needs some work. |
Brokeback
Mountain: Blah
I list the reasons that I really didn't like this movie. I
don't hate gay love. I just hate dumb movies. |
Top
10 Highlights of Gigi's Wedding
Awww. Gigi's all married up. |
Gorgeous
and Sassy Women of Distinction
A tribute to the gorgeous and sassy ladies we admire. |
Ten
Reality Shows We’d Like to See
Why haven't the networks come up with these? |
But
Why?
They don’t call Shakira The Riddler for nothing. On
a 17-hour road trip, she can ask a lot of questions. |
Resolutions
2005
It's that time of year again. Resolution time, baby!
Here are my big plans for 2005. |
Eight
Signs You’re Overly Emotional
Do the holidays make you anxious and emotional? Read these
and see if you recognize yourself. |
Gorgeous
and Sassy Slackers
Noticed your favorite G&S girls haven't been updating
as diligently as you would prefer? Find out why...here. |
Ten
Great Things That Happened at Shakira’s Party
The party is too messy (read: bamboozled, drunk, inebriated,
slurred) for a real Dark Side of Drunk. |
Ten
Things My Mom Brings Up In Every Phone Call
Hmm...why do I live 1500 miles away, again? |
Ten
Reasons to Embrace Singledom. Really.
MSN, stop trying to tell us all that we need boyfriends or
girlfriends to be worthy of life. |
Seven
Great Pieces of Advice
How can I go wrong if I listen to my homies? |
Clues
You’re About to Get Dumped
If you’re not sure why your Gorgeous and Sassy girl
is acting so strangely, check out this list to see if she’s
kicking your ass to the curb! |
Five
Rules for Spending the Night with Boys
So you find yourself NOT in your bed on a Saturday night?
Make sure to follow these rules and preserve your ultimate
Gorgeous and Sassiness! |
Things
I Learned While Working With Kids
OK, so I mostly hated it. But now that I will no longer be
seeing them, here are the little gems I'm taking away. |
Eleven
Things That You Need to Know When Dating Shakira
Check out the tips for dating a gorgeous
and sassy girl. A supplement to those tips provided within. |
Top
Ten "Ewws"
Gringo Especial, Mascot and Diva and I enjoy cocktails. Every
time a statement comes out of somebody's mouth, it's just...eww.
|
Things
That Bug Me
I am tired and grumpy due to the time change. At least I think
it's due to the time change.... |
Gorgeous
and Sassy Deal Breakers
If you do something on this list, NEED NOT APPLY. |
Stupidest
Things I've Said on Dates
At least I amuse myself. |
Reasons
He Didn't Call
Yeah. Gorgeous and Sassy ladies hate lame excuses. Don't insult
our intelligence, boys. Check out these beauties. |
Gigi's
Ten Favorite Hangover Remedies
Helpful cures for the boozy nights that seek revenge in the
morning. |
El
Dilector's Travel Tips
Some good stuff I picked up from International Citizen El
Dilector. |
Resolutions:
2004
I made what I thought were no-fail resolutions for 2003. Now
is the time for reviewing and revamping. |
| That's
What She Said
Shooting pool? Add "That's what she said," after
you utter these phrases, throw in a couple of beers, and
laugh your ass off. |
| Great
Band Names
Give your band a Gorgeous and Sassy name!
|
21
Non-Addictive Things I Think I've Been Addicted To
I don't think they have 12-step programs for junk food and
bad tv. |
Ten
Movies We're Not Supposed to Hate
It always happens that there's a movie that is super great,
super cool, super trendy, and totally changed the way movies
were MADE, dude. Or it's on the list of the 100 Greatest Movies
of All Time. But the movie in question? Sucks. |
| The
8 Stupidest Things I Heard Myself Say to the Children This
Week
Spring break means vacation fun for many. For Gigi,
it means eight hours a day with a room FULL of children.
No wonder she's incoherent. Somebody get her a drink! |
The
10 Don'ts and Dos of Dating a Gorgeous and Sassy Girl
You were lucky enough to score a date with a Gorgeous and
Sassy Girl? Do we have some tips for you! |
Top
8 Reactions of Guys When They Find Out That I'm a Librarian
My being a librarian inspires a variety of weird responses
from the menz. Check them out and laugh along with me. |
| A
Week of Excuses for Not Exercising
Need a reason to avoid exerting yourself? (Well, at the
gym anyway.) Check this list in order to find it. |
| Ways
to Entertain Yourself at Work When There is No Web Access
Oh
my god…I can't get web access today. This sucks. I
can't even get my non-work e-mail, but of course the work
e-mail is up and running. God, it's like I'm back in the
pioneer days. What's a girl to do? Well let's see… |
New
Year's Resolutions I Can Stick To
It's easy to feel gorgeous and sassy when you set yourself
up to succeed. |
| 25
reasons Shakira is Happy to be 25
Am I old yet? I hope not. The Day of Birth should be one
of reflection, and here's what I came up with. |
The
20 Most Embarrassing Tunes I have Recently Belted in My Car
Gigi unabashedly confesses. Read on to discover just how extensive
her knowledge of music is. |
| 8
Rules to Make Football Bearable for Any Gorgeous and Sassy
Girl
Got a guy who loves watching football and you don't know
what a field goal is? Wonder what the hell is the big deal
about guys fighting to the death over a pigskin? If you
want to survive the fall, read this. |
Seen
on a Bathroom Wall
Ever been in the toilet at a bar and seen something that you
thought equaled poetry? Or made you wonder who the hell carries
a Sharpie around with them? Read the best here. |
Top
113 Intoxicated Terms
So Big Guy and I are in Boston for St. Patty's Day, trying
to set a record for standing at the bar. I think we tied it--we
could only last 9 hours. I pose the question to Big Guy: "How
many ways can you say drunk? I bet we can come up with 10."
Ten led to twenty, twenty led to obtaining register tape and
a pen from the bartender to record our genuis, and, well,
see for yourself how the day unfolded. |
Our
Current List of Favorite Words
Check here for the latest gorgeous and sassy terms. You will
exude gorgeous sassiness
when
you pepper your conversation with these words! |
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