What did ya do last night?

Buttery softness.
Yeah, uh, we don't do grad students.
And that's why the bear had to die.
Yeah, there's some liquid panty remover on the coffee table.
I burned the cheese.
Oh shit, I accidently swiped you.
Watch out for the crotch flip.
Anyone up for spin the bottle?
Which one of you wants to have a one-night stand with a guy from out of town?
Why is that guy's head so close to your crotch in that picture?
Mom and Dad are coming down the basement stairs. We are in SO much trouble.
Gigi, we're coming in!!!
Whoa--when did it become 5 a.m.?
I was cramming for an exam.
You don't understand--I burned the cheese and blamed it on the cats!
What do you think they're doing behind the pillow?
Another salesguy?
I kissed a boy younger than my sister!
Did he really walk away mid-sentence?
What's your ethnic background, anyway?
Yup, your prostate looks fine.
Please leave me alone. I'm trying to sleep.

-Shakira 12.08.02