Haikus About My Job

I hate the children
They stick to me like fungus
I need a Xanax

Let's have a contest!
Who can not talk the longest?
Will you be the champ?

Kid, stop your whining
Miss Gigi has a headache
And it is your fault

Who the hell has been
Letting those sulfuric farts?
Did you eat garbage?!

You reek, little boy
Like b.o. and sharp cheddar
Time to buy Right Guard

Quit looking at porn
Don't say it's Cartoon Network
Those aren't cartoon boobs

Friday afternoon
I will bribe them with candy
So they will shut up

Hands out of your pants
I know Britney Spears is hot
Go jerk off at home

- Gigi 4.10.02