A Week of Excuses for Not Exercising

I was doing so well for the first 2 weeks of my gym membership - going every other day and actually working out. Wow! But then the holiday season arrived…and for me, it never went away. Let's look at my lazy week:

Monday: I invite a friend to join me at gym. She arrives at my apartment and we proceed drink a bottle of cheap wine together.

Tuesday: I decide to walk the dogs for exercise instead of hitting the gym. I walk them directly to the convenience store where I purchase a big bag Doritos.

Wednesday: I get ready to go to gym, but get sucked into a riveting Dawson's Creek episode.

Thursday: 2 for 1 drinks at happy hour? Let me just change out of this gym wear….

Friday: Who goes to the gym on Friday night?

Saturday: I'll just do yoga with this lovely yoga video. Holy shit, is the instructor wearing a loincloth?! Look at the unit on Yoga Man! Oh my god…unable to breathe due to hysterical laughter…cannot exercise.

Sunday: Of course I'm going to work out….after this really long brunch with the girls….and then a movie…oh fuck it…I'll try again next week.

-Gigi 01.15.03