Top Ten "Ewws"

They really aren't meant to be so disgusting. Well, some of them. I mean, you take something out of context...

1. I'm getting wet.
2. I have a good plasma story. Everyone has a good plasma story.
3. I want your pickle.
4. I have a bruised knob.
5. "Are you done with that meat?"
"Hurry up and take it."
6. The Morning Spoon.
7. Ow! It hurts.
8. Everything but the skin flute.
9. He obviously had to squat.
10. It's the same thing with the Astro Glide in the bathroom.

-Shakira 4.26.04