The Gorgeous and Sassy Dictionary
Build your vocabulary the sassy way! A guide to our witty sayings.
Bait and Switch, The— The person who advertises an attractive look, then lets it all hang out once they think they have you hooked.
Blonde-Brunette Fantasy, The— The strange fixation most boys seem to have about a menage a trois with a blonde and brunette.
Buddy Email, The—The annoying email communication a gorgeous and sassy girl receives from a suitor or x-boy wherein the tone implies she and he are "buddies."
DMS—During Menstrual Syndrome
Ex Nouveau—The x-boy who returns for round two.
Extrepidation—That feeling of doom you get when you just KNOW you are going to run into an x-boy.
Faux Lesbians—Girls who pretend to be lesbians because they think it turns guys on and they want attention
Grocery Store Effect, The—When the fluorescent lights, people and general distasteful task of grocery shopping combine to produce a return to the hangover you THOUGHT you kicked.
I'm-Too-Hungover-To-Sleep-Anymore feeling—The inescapable wakeful state of being hungover. You're too hungover to sleep it off, and you cannot eat, read, watch TV, or do anything else. Try a shower.
Lawyering—Badgering someone until they give up. Example: "I tried to break up with Puffy, but he spent the night lawyering me until I gave in."
Manthrax—The boy who is bad for you but for some reason you keep hanging around him.
MOTB (More On The Balls)—An expression used by men who want to make sure their gorgeous and sassy women don't forget to love on those too.
My Boyfriend Loves Weather, The—An attempt by a gorgeous and sassy girl to put off a distasteful suitor by inserting "my boyfriend" into a statement. It doesn't have to make sense—and the boyfriend doesn't have to exist. Example: "Oh, those are nice socks. My boyfriend loves socks!"
Nouveau Ho—The ho who has just enjoyed his or her first sexual escapade following a breakup.
Pool Window, The—The short time between 1 beer and 3 beers when you're really good at pool. It's all downhill from 3 beers on.
Surprise Sex—The sex you weren't expecting to get.
Swirl, The—A revolting and presumptuous kiss wherein the kisser abruptly inserts his/her tongue and swirls it in the kissee's mouth in a propeller-like motion.
Switch Flip, The—The moment your love curls up inside you and dies.
Ted—An annoying person whom you constantly want to tell to SHUT UP! Try it: "Shut up Ted!" So satisfying.
Third Week—The third week of birth control pills and the hormonal imbalance that results, prompting one to eat everything in sight and burst into tears at any moment.
Zsoop— What's that sound? It's my panties sliding to the floor. Kinda like the Wayne's World "schwing", only girlie and cooler.