Cocktail Reviews

Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity Fizz
(A Gorgeous and Sassy original)
Ingredients:
Generous splash of Kerns Guava Nectar
Generous splash of your favorite brand of ginger ale
Generous splash of your favorite vodka (we love Tito's)

It's pink! It's fruity! A delicious bubbly concoction that makes us think of summer vacation.

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The Brandy Freeze
(A drink served by Shakira’s future father-in-law Cutty)
Ingredients:
½ gallon vanilla ice cream
1 ½ oz. crème de cacao
1 ½ oz. Drambuie
1 ½ oz. Cointreau
8 oz. brandy

Put half the ice cream in a blender. Combine liqueurs and add half the mixture to the blender. Blend well. Repeat with remaining ingredients. Store in the freezer until ready to serve.

Dude, you don’t have time to store in the freezer. Serve! It’s a milkshake with a kick. Two words: Awe. Some.
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Violetta
(Martini of choice at the Red Hot Piano Bar)
Ingredients:
Vodka
Cranberry
Blue Curacao.
Shake and throw it into a martini glass
!

Mmm….a Violetta. Pretty and it packs a punch.

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Goombay Smash
(Funniest Drink of the Day on the good ship Celebration)
1 oz Light Rum
1 oz Dark Rum
1 oz Coconut Rum
4 oz Pineapple Juice


Mix it up and enjoy! We think that Captain Stubing would have loved this one.

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Irish Champagne
(House drink at Gigi, Lola and Intrepid H.'s House of Debauchery)
Ingredients:
Sprite
Add Jameson's Irish whiskey to taste

Looks like champagne, hits you like a ton of bricks. This drink tastes great, but the danger of extreme rippedness is lurking...

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The Taratini
(invented by Amy and Larry for the "Moving to California Party" for our gorgeous and sassy friend Tara)
Ingredients:
1.5 oz. Absolut Citron (or any citrus vodka)
1.5 oz. Triple Sec
2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
1 orange twist

Shake first three with ice. Strain into martini glass. Add orange twist.
Then sip away. You'll feel like you're in California, and as gorgeous and sassy as Tara.

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Baby Guiness
(a new shot, courtesy of our English friends)
Ingredients:
Bailey's
Tia Maria


Knock it back and feel the delicious warmth spread to your stomach. Yummy.


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Bakewell Tart
(a new shot, courtesy of our English friends)
Ingredients:
Amaretto
Grenadine
Lime

This one is tasty after a couple of beers and instrumental in giving karaoke courage.


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The Madras
http://www.ginvodka.org/cocktail/vodkacocktails.asp?letter=M

A little vodka, a little cranberry, a little orange juice, a little FUN!

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The Strawberry Sparkle
(A Gorgeous and Sassy original! It looks like this: . So pretty, and so delicious!)
Ingredients:
4 oz vodka
6 oz (1/2 can) RW Knudson Strawberry Spritzer
4 oz tonic water
1 oz grenadine

Combine all ingredients in a cute cocktail shaker with some ice. Shake it up, baby!
Pour into large martini glasses (or your preferred cocktail receptacle). Enjoy!!

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Citrus Fantasy
(A Gorgeous and Sassy original)
Ingredients:
1 can Minute Maid limeade concentrate (prepare according to directions)
Add vodka to taste...mmmmm...

Pour and enjoy. It's quick, easy and delicious—just like us!

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Happiness Cocktail
(Invented by Gigi's fabulous ex mother-in-law)
Ingredients:
2 oz vodka
2 oz cranberry juice

2 oz sparkling water
squeeze of lime

Mix together and enjoy. Happiness will soon ensue. Good for break-ups, layoffs, bad hair days, DMS, etc.

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The Gorgeous and Sassy Drink Scale

Not worth the damage to your liver. Order a fallback instead—G&S recommends a nice vodka tonic with a twist of lime.
A lovely drink but don't go out of your way to find it. Have one or two but beware of consuming more.
Mmmm. Did someone say Happy Hour? You're good to go.
Deliciously smooth with extreme drunk potential. This one goes the distance—it can carry you through a long cocktail party.