Things That Bug Me

1. Daylight savings time. Give me back my hour you heartless assholes.

2. Times New Roman font and the fact that it's always the default font even though it's totally unappealing.

3. Sunny days when I have to stay inside in a room full of lazy children who actually could be outside but choose to sit on their lazy asses playing videogames.

4. The fact that I am one of those adults who bitches at kids to go outside and tells them to "look it up" when they ask me to spell things. When did I get old?

5. Jerry Seinfeld. Everything about him.

6. People who say "liberry" as well as anyone who makes a Dewey Decimal crack. Die.

7. The fact that my graduate school changed it's name to "School of Information." I suggest they change it again to "School of the Vague and Meaningless."

8. Homophobic people spouting off about their homophobia. I don't know why you feel justified in having such a stupid opinion, but that's your issue. Just take it the fuck away from me before I hit you with a bat.

9. Celebrities who write children's books. Yeah I'm eye-balling you again, Seinfeld.

10. The fact that there is no 7-11 near my library when I really want a Slurpee or a cup of bad coffee with fake vanilla cream in it.