Seen on a Bathroom Wall

Jesus loves rednecks too. Stop talking bad about people are you perfect?

If it's not Scottish, it's crap. (seen at an Irish bar)

I want to fuck your mother.
Go home Dad you're drunk.

California rules.
Go back bitch.

What's life without peanut butter on a spoon? It's a life not worth living.

Stupidity rules on these walls. Ladies, be more original and innovative.

John Doe has a big cock. www.oppositeday.com

Sideburns rule.

Smile! You're on good girls gone bad!

Those with a short bat must stand closer to the plate.

Doin' it right since '69 except for '71.

The joke is in your hand.

Pink Swords Rock (do you think this is a band or a euphemism for penis?)

What you know 'bout the deuce deuce?

Beware of Evil Limbo Dancer

Puggums

Phish has returned...
...as an even crappier band

Time flies like the wind
Fruit flies like bananas.