Great Band Names

I've been noticing a lot of really stupid band names lately.  The Ataris? Dumb.  Saliva? Gross and dumb.  What the hell???  I come up with great band names all the time, dammit!  It sucks that I have no musical talent to speak of.  Except for my karaoke stylings, of course.  Maybe I could use one as the title of my novel...

So here is my list, with additions from my creative and talented friends.  If you think of any good ones you'd like to add to the list or if you want to use one of these names send me a message!

1.21 Gigawatts (Jedi MindTrix)
2,000 Baboon Noses (Racer Dee)
Alcoholiks (DtM)
All Agog
Amorous Ram (Jedi MindTrix)
Auspicious Pickle (Lola)
Bionic Mistress (Intrepid H)
Burrito Jihad (Big Guy)
Careless Weather
Cave Boy
Christopher Reeve’s Staircase Nightmare (Intrepid H)
Creepy Freudian Things
[expletive deleted] (DtM)
Expound on My Ass
Fistful of Lizards (Shakira)
Fuck Me Pumps
Girl Crush
Groin Cramps (Racer Dee)
Happy Accidents
Haughty Librarians
Heel Fungus (Jedi MindTrix)
Heroin Ass Balloon (Intrepid H)
It's the Girth (Racer Dee)
Jackassery
Jose's International Dogg Pound (DtM)
Julie’s Giant Butt
Kissing Disease
Kitchen Bitch
Lurker
Masked Assailants
Maximum Gigi
Mildly Seagoing Potatoes (Racer Dee)
Mister Plow (Jedi MindTrix)
My Uncle's Hernia (Racer Dee)
Panty Raid
Pig Farmer
Pilgrim Soul
Project Ho (Intrepid H)
Pug Mugger
Quit Yer Bitchin'
Rotten Alice (Intrepid H)
Scrappy the Contagious Monkey (Jedi MindTrix)
Sock Puppets (Jedi MindTrix)
STFU (Jedi MindTrix)
Straight-to-Video Acting Career (Intrepid H)
The Hobo and the President (Intrepid H)
The Sugar Munchies (Racer Dee)
Toilet Herder (Intrepid H)
Vacuous Fiancee (Intrepid H)
Vegetarian Spanksters (Lola)
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-Gigi 09.06.03
updated! 07.11.04